Light Bulb

Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does ittake to change a light bulb?A: 1,3311 to change the light bulb and to post on the mailinglist that the light bulb has been changed.14 to share similar experiences of changing lightbulbs and how the light bulb could have been changeddifferently.7 to caution about the dangers of changing lightbulbs.27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts aboutchanging light bulbs.53 to flame the spell checkers.156 to write to the list administrator complainingabout the light bulb discussion and itsinappropriateness to this mail list.41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.109 to post that this list is not about light bulbsand to please take this email exchange toalt.lite.bulb203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,alt.spelling and alt.punctuation about changing lightbulbs be stopped.111 to defend the posting to this list saying that weall use light bulbs and therefore the posts arerelevant to this mail list.306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs issuperior, where to buy the best light bulbs, whatbrand of light bulbs work best for this technique, andwhat brands are faulty.27 to post URLs where one can see examples ofdifferent light bulbs14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, andto post corrected URLs.3 to post about links they found from the URLs thatarerelevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevantto this list.33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote themincluding all headers and footers, and then add "MeToo."12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribingbecause they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.47 to say this is just what alt.physic.cold_fusion wasmeant for, leave it here.143 votes for alt.lite.bulb.